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Nemesis bulletin boards: Complaints bulletin board, note 5

Help! newbies stuck in Swamp! (Johnathan, Jan 13 1993, 1)
I, Johnathan, son of Wiglaf, learned that today my ather (father) died
inthe swamp, because his adventuring spirit got the better of him.  You
should have heard my mother, Katherine, crying and screaming "WHY???" and
"to think in fell in a stinkin' swamp. He didn't die by the stroke of an
enemy blade, he died in a stinkin' swamp!!!!!!!"  I looked at the area 
where the swamp is and saw the sign DON'T GO SOUTH!.  My father, a hearty adven
turer, would take this as a ruse, and go in with sword swingin' (RAHHHH!!)
I ask the wizards of Nemesia to replace this sign with something like IF YOU
GO IN THIS SWAMP TO THE SOUTH, YOU REALLY WILL DIE.  Please at least consider
this because my mother thinks it is unsafe for me to go out of the house now!
She says crazy stuff like "you'll end up just like yer father, stuck in a
swamp somewhere!" To which I reply "No, I  Won't, MOM. I'll be careful!"
To which she says "SEX! SEX! SEX! THAT'S ALL THEY THINK ABOUT! NOW BE A 
GOOD BOY AND FETCH ME SOME MILK!!" I want adventure, but She won't LET ME!!
Please, you've got to convince her by changing the sign to something less
vague than DON'T GO SOUTH!  signed, Johnathan, son of Wiglaf.


On this board you can write any complaints you have.
Wizards will look at it regularly.
The board contains 12 notes:
  1. Rats keep killing me (Andy, Oct 21 1992, 1)
  2. Re: Rats keep killing me (Venger, Nov 1 1992, 12)
  3. Newbies need free weapons (Maximus, Nov 8 1992, 1)
  4. Re: Newbies need free weapons (Miageri, Dec 5 1992, 1)
  5. Help! newbies stuck in Swamp! (Johnathan, Jan 13 1993, 1)
  6. Re: Help! newbies stuck in Swamp! (Saint, Jan 13 1993, 20)
  7. Read or Look at Signs?? (Tymeran, Jan 23 1993, 8)
  8. Re: Read or Look at Signs?? (Berny, May 5 2015, 30)
  9. pawn shop gets too expensive too quickly (Karulinkun, May 21 2015, 4)
  10. Re: pawn shop gets too expensive too quickly (Wastl, Aug 27 2015, 18)
  11. Re: Read or Look at Signs?? (Wastl, Aug 27 2015, 18)
  12. Re: Read or Look at Signs?? (Kiri, Jun 12 2016, 62)

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