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The Nemesis News - issue 09.08.2016, page 7

Cemetery Talk
Feature Story # 3 by Falbala the scientific Text Tinkerer

Hi! This is Falbala the scientific Text Tinkerer (still satanic).
Welcome back again to my new feature story.

Today we are going to explore the new Cemetery in Nemesis Village.
Well, not everything - no spoiler - but it might be a bit scary...

Right now we are at South Harbour, or Waste Harbour, just south of
the gate of the southern entrance to the cemetery.

"The heavy gate is made of an iron grid and there is a sign on it."
"The sign looks very new and reads:
         ________________
        /                \
        | Opening Hours: |
        |   4am - 10pm   |
        \________________/ "

This is due to the new security measures, which made the cemetery
a much safer place. During the night the gates are closed.

So, let's go inside now and meet Mr Think, the undertaker and new
caretaker of the new cemetery. Ah, there he is, beside the wooden fence.

Hi, Mr Think!

"Think says: Ciao, how are you!
Think says: I hate those grave robbers!
Think says: Always this damned locking and unlocking of the gates."

These monsters dig everywhere, search even the walls, climb trees and
take what they find... and often they leave some of their own stuff
behind. Just look over there:

"We are in front of a grave with a giant statue of an angel
standing guard."
And on the ground there are a couple of real beers and leather jackets!

Think says: I think, they come inside during the day when the gates are
open, and hide somewhere. And in the night they are looting the graves,
having parties and are scaring my pets!

Oh, so, you think, Mr Think, the new security measures are not as
effective as they were meant to be?

Think says: Definitely. But I am working hard, and one day - or, shall
I say: night - I will catch them!
Anyway, not everything in the new Cemetery is bad. I would like to show
you something new and nice here. Please follow me.

Think says: Now, this is the old Scumbag crypt.
Have a close look at it.

Oh, Mr Think, this is really a masterpiece of handicraft! Both, with
regard to arts and to history, and it bears something else... some
helpful information...

Think says: Yes, you are right, Falbala. But you have to leave now. It
is late and I am going to close the gates now.

Thank you very much for showing the new Cemetery to me and my readers,
Mr Think. Good luck tonight!

Mr Think waves good-bye, closing the southern gate from the inside.

I am glad to be outside, as it is already getting dark. And are there
some moving shadows over there? Oh, oh. Quick, I am on my way home...

Hope to meet you soon again, when I am back with a new feature story for
The Nemesis News.
My name is Falbala the scientific Text Tinkerer. Good night, sleep tight,
hope, the shadows don't bite.

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                 Issue 2        09.08.2016        10 coins

                                 CONTENTS

    Page 2  - Editorial    : "The Second Issue"          - Kiri
    Page 3  - Report       : "The Great Earthquake"      - Unknown
    Page 4  - Advertisement: "Soaker's Hut"              - Wastl
    Page 5  - Feature      : "Pool Talk"                 - Falbala
    Page 6  - Feature      : "Shop Talk"                 - Falbala
    Page 7  - Feature      : "Cemetery Talk"             - Falbala
    Page 8  - Report       : "Penguin's Point"           - Dagobert Duck
    Page 9  - Recipe       : "Hot Fish Soup"             - Dagobert Duck
    Page 10 - Interview    : "Joker, the Joker"          - Ponkie
    Page 11 - Interview    : "Prof. Archibald Olstoff"   - Falbala

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